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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:18

What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

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Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

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Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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